Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Trumpty together again
Tear gas, rubber bullets, and flash-bang grenades.
That’s what it took to clear peaceful protestors from Lafayette Square last June to make way for a presidential photo-op outside of St. John’s Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C.
Pesky protesters properly banished, President Trump held a Bible high, waving it about as the cameras rolled.
It’s a sure bet that the President has little working knowledge of the book he brandished that day. It contains, for instance, these words spoken by Jesus Himself: “So in everything do to others as you would have them do unto you.”
It may take more than tear gas, rubber bullets, and flash-bang grenades, however, to dislodge the just-defeated President from the Oval Office.